Friday, January 06, 2006

Patty Bush, Patty Bush, Insane religious Men

I should have known it was Bush
It's amazing how little ripples become big waves over time.
This blog documents how President Bush has effectively cut mine safety dollars over the last several years and was warned about mine safety a long time ago. That doesn't mean he is directly responsible for the recent mine accident, but it raises the question that maybe more could have been done if the administration didn't cut money for everything not directly tied to terrorism. The people advocating for money for mine safety simply need to tell Bush that Al-Qaida wants to bomb our coal mines and suddenly they will find billion in anti-terrorism funds appropriated to them.

The high cost of making music
On
Jan 3rd and Jan 4th, I posted comments on the the high cost of CDs and music in general. Now, I run across this rant by Courtney Love about how much money record companies make compared to the artists. It's actually quite interesting and something any music consumer should read. Looks like Courtney has some moments of clarity after all.

The Pat Robertson Comedy Hour
Also known as the 700 club. Patty-boy is in the news twice. First of all is his little gem of
oral diarrhea that Ariel Sharon had a stroke due to divine retribution from God. He has also been in negotiation to acquire 125 acres of land in Israel to build Jesusland or JesusWorld or something. How scary, especially if the Log Ride is shaped like a crucifix. Cost of admission will be your eternal soul.

"Don't get saucy with me, Bearnaise"
There's a terrific scene in Mel Brooks' History of the World, Part I where the Count de Monet (day MONAY day MONAY) and Bearnaise are walking from their carriage into the Palace of Versailles. When the red carpet is rolled out, it is rolled over the backs of peasants, whom the two proceed to step on viciously as they walk into the palace. Why bring this up? It is strangely reminiscent of Bush's "
economic boom."

Did you know he was that short?
Compare your height to famous people at
www.sizematcher.com. Who knew I was seven inches taller than Bob Hoskins?!

Tips for King Kong
If you ever plan on being a monster on the rampage, an evil cult member or even have ambitions of being an evil overlord yourself, be sure to read up on the "
do's and don't's" for each.

Oh, Goody! My
Eludium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator!
The most frightening line in
this story: "Children smeared the material on their faces and bodies because it glowed after the container was opened."

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